Friday, November 23, 2007

The Secret of Thanksgiving

Several years ago, I "volunteered" to play host to a consortium of engineers on Thanksgiving Day who were in town on their way back home, but who wanted to take advantage of their time in this country to talk business.

There were two Germans, two Canadians, an Australian, and me (the only American). We met in a windowless conference room in a dark factory because everybody else was home for the holiday. The conversation got so heated that they all refused to go out for lunch at the only place that I had been able to make reservations, and asked if I could bring in some sandwiches instead.

I called a few places, but soon realized that it was Thanksgiving Day and that every place was closed, except for the one restaurant that I had previously made reservations for lunch. When I called them to explain the situation and request take-out, I was informed that they were only making Thanksgiving dinners, but I could get them to go (the woman I spoke to was very polite, but I could tell that she was questioning my sanity as we spoke).

I went back into the windowless conference room and informed the team and took orders, As I remember, there were four Turkey Dinners, one Ham Dinner, and one Vegetarian Dinner (for me). It was around this point that the two Germans talked very excitedly in German, and finally one of them turned to me and asked, "What is the great "secret" of Thanksgiving that we have heard about ever since we were children?

Secret? I did not know of any great "secret" about Thanksgiving, but I tried my best to explain the holiday, since it was obvious that nobody in the room had even the slightest idea of what this American holiday was about. To them, it was just another day, and they did not understand why there could be such a fuss about it in America.

I went and got the take-out dinners, which included all of the traditional trimmings that were packed in several rather large boxes (it was obvious that they did not get many take-out orders). It was a sumptuous feast, and we spread it out on the conference table and enjoyed it, even as the business discussions continued.

At the end of the day, we joked about the "secret" being that Turkey put you to sleep, since those who dined on Turkey had trouble staying awake and agreed to anything proposed.

Looking back, I do not remember their names, nor did anything come to fruition as the result of that meeting (when they got back to their respective countries, they came to their senses or their bosses reminded them of their "duty").

As for the great Thanksgiving "secret" I can tell you one thing - it has nothing to do with windowless rooms and intense business discussions. Those things have all faded away.

As I looked around the dinner table at family and friends this Thanksgiving, I realized that it is all about sitting down with family and friends and giving thanks for everything that we have been given. For me, it is the love that I have been very fortunate to receive, and that is indeed, a very wonderful Thanksgiving "secret."

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

OK, so how do I fix sitelinks?

The Gift Certificate site link was deleted after multiple attempts to block it (I guess it was the "three times and you're out" rule), but now it has been replace by a "No Cookies Allowed" link that takes you to the same Roof Rack destination.

Why anyone would click on a "No Cookies Allowed" link is beyond me, let alone one that ends up in a Roof Rack destination, so I put this to you, Google: Please, Please, Please give us (webmasters) the ability to fix the URLs that you are providing under your site links.

You won't let us help you with the sitelinks themselves, but at least you can let us help with the ultimate destination! I understand that you don't want to give anyone the ability to affect the SERP, but the correct destination URL at least should be correctable in Webmaster Tools...

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

No way to fix site links,,,

Google is offering a way to block site links, but there is no way to correct them, and MSN does not even offer a way to block them, although they seem to like them so much that they are copying Google...

And, I have news for you - a Gift Certificate is NOT a Roof Rack, which is where Google sends visitors who click on the Gift Certificate link in the site links of one site that I manage. I have tried 3 time to get this anomaly corrected by Google, but to no avail.

Each time I block the site link in error, I send Google a note explaining that a Gift Certificate is not the same thing as a Roof Rack, and I even provide the correct URL to the Gift Certificate page, but my pleas are ignored.

So, if you see less than 8 site links under a site in Google, you can pretty much figure that some poor webmaster has blocked a bad URL, and is waiting for it to be fixed. I don't know how long it will take, but there has to be a better way, and if you know what that is, please let me know so I can pass the word...

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